There are three lost continents. We are one; The Lovers
“not my fat ass”
me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)
@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes
I love you
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato
- C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
- J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
- Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
- Tolkien: ...
- Lewis: Who am I?
- Tolkien: A tree
- Lewis: ............
- Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk